One Million Pound Note

Flash that cash and impress everyone with your one million pound note.
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Princess Badge

You've got the dress, the tiara and the attitude. Why not get the badge?
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Lunch Bugs

No one will ever steal your sandwiches again.
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Suction Cup

Handy suction cup that will suck onto a mirror or tiles.
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Noisy Putty

Pot of goo that makes a loud farting sound when poked!
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Backwards Watch

Backwards time on a wristwatch. You know it doesn't make sense.
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Lalala Headband

The Fingers-In-Ears headband that'll block out the babble.
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Stressberry

Stressed with work, fed up with your phone. Just squeeze it.
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Wind-Up Pac-Man

Wind them up and re-enact the retro 80s game!
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Benedictaphone

Feeling forgetful? Let his holiness help with the Benedictaphone.
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Eye Spy Door Sticker - Rifle

Removable sticker to decorate a door spy hole.
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Eye Spy Door Sticker - Telescope

Removable sticker to decorate a door spy hole.
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Martin Loofah King

Perfect for use in the bath or in the shower, for washing inspiration!
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Lil Smoochers Cinnamon Lip Candy

Tiny little lips-shaped cinnamon candies in a red lips-shaped tin.
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Remote Controlled Fart Machine

Remote controlled fart jokes at your fingertips.
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Balloon Bags - Pirate

Pack of 3 seven foot long pirate balloon bags.
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Balloon Bags - Monkey

Pack of 3 seven foot long monkey balloon bags.
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Monster Hands

Temporary tattoos for talking hands.
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Finger Shaped Nose Hair Trimmer

The 'pick' of nasal hair removers!
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Inflatable Champagne Bottle

The perfect novelty inflatable for any celebration.
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Giant Inflatable Banana

Fun and inflatable, brightly coloured giant blow up banana.
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Sound Machine

Carry your own sound effects wherever you go.
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Tattoo Sleeves

Tattoo sleeves for those with fickle tastes or low pain thresholds.
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Ring For Sex Bell

The perfect bell for people with only one thing on their minds!
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Clockwork Frankenstein

Little wind up walking horrors.
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Full Set of Teeth Dummy

This dummy comes with a full set of teeth!
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Windup Birthday Cake

Little clockwork Birthday Cake.
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DIY Straws Bumper Pack

Build your own crazy twisty drinking straws. Pack of 40 pieces.
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Arse - Face Soap

A scented soap with both sides clearly marked!
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Chuck Norris vs Mr T

400 farcical facts about the baddest dudes in history.
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Domestic Goddess Washing Up Gloves

Glamorous gloves for the Domestic Goddess.
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Extreme Cooking with Chili

Extreme cooking with chili - recipes for Real Men.
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Secret Love Letters Writing Set

Write sweet nothings in secret with this pair on invisible in pens.
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3D Greeting Card

Say it in 3D with this card and 3D glasses!
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Arse - Face Towel

A pure cotton towel with both ends clearly marked!
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Love Muscle Toner

Daily work-out for the busy male executive.
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Snack and Stack Cutlery

Snap together cutlery for eating on the go.
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AirFork One

Perfect in-flight meals, every time.
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Fossiliced Triceratops

Why serve ice cubes when you can have ice dinos instead?
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Stuck Up Fridge Magnets

Rude, chewed refrigerator magnets. Stick on some gum!
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Naughty Knot

Stuck for a gift ideas? Just gift wrap yourself in a big bow!
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Poker Dice Game

Poker dice set packaged in a handy carry case.
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Pirate Pencil Sharpener

Shiver your pencil's timber with this walking pencil sharpener, Yaaaarrr!
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Pig of Happiness Greeting Card

There is so much to be happy about.
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Maggie T Nutcracker

She's not called the iron lady for nothing!
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Saint Badge

Definitely one for the good guys.
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Little Miss Chatterbox Danglie

Little Miss phone charms to make you smile.
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Phone Excuses

Never get trapped on the phone again, keep your excuses handy.
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How to Make Love

Tips and techniques from the 1930s.
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NunChuck

Go on, hurl those holy ladies.
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Simpsons Cufflinks Servum and Insultum

A homage to Moe's Place. Wear his coat of arms on your cufflinks.
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